Redlight Catch-22: When Tourists Don’t Suck (OP 2018ish)

It’s true. Every once in a blue moon, I run across a tourist in the red-light who isn’t a complete idiot. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s somewhere around one in every two hundred. In situations like this, I admit I don’t know how to act. I’m befuddled.  Typically, I move through the red-light like a ghost, making no contact—eye or otherwise—with...